I just made a cool batch prank. its a funny prank that will look like a pirate software but then tricks u into thinking u have a virus. then it shuts down ur pc.
copy paste the following into notepad:
@echo off
title Loading...
echo Initialising FlameWire, please wait...
echo .
echo .
cls
color C6
title FlameWire v1.01-Share it with your friends
echo Welcome to FlameWire, the free media sharing app!
echo What do you want to do?
echo 1) Download music
echo 2) Download videos
echo 3) Download applications
echo 4) Download other media...
echo 5) Chat
echo 6) Exit
set /p udefine=
if %udefine%==1 goto virus
if %udefine%==2 goto virus
if %udefine%==3 goto virus
if %udefine%==4 goto virus
if %udefine%==5 goto chat
if %udefine%==6 goto noescape
:chat
echo Please type a screen name:
set /p %a%=
echo Welcome to FlameWire Chat!
echo Swear Filter is OFF
pause
echo deathcometome235: Fuck off, necro!
echo yamum95: stfu n00b!
echo hiroshima342: Yeah, die in the hole which is your home!
echo You have been ejected for being unwanted and abused.
pause
goto virus
:noescape
echo There is no escape from the Llama Jizz Virus!!
echo Thou art screwed!
pause
:virus
title Avast Anti-Virus 2010
color 47
cls
echo FlameWire.exe was closed for being a suspected virus. Your computer will now be scanned.
pause
echo 25%
echo 42%
echo 76%
echo 100%
cls
echo Scan complete.
pause
echo Viruses found: 1
echo Virus name: Llama Jizz virus
pause
echo Avastscanner.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
pause
title LLAMA JIZZ!!
echo You have been infected with the Llama Jizz virus!
pause
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cls
pause
echo While your computer is being fucked up, let's sing along!
pause
echo Here's a llama
echo There's a llama
echo And another little llama
echo Screw it, you don't deserve a song!
pause
cls
echo Deleting everything...
color 17
echo deleting C:\Users
echo deleting C:\Program Files
echo deleting C:\Windows\system32
echo deleting C:\Windows\explorer.exe
color 07
echo .
echo Files deleted.
pause
shutdown -s -t 45 -c "Llama jizz has deleted your files, so your computer will shut down coz you've been OWNED!"
echo .
pause